TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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