I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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