The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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