Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Randomize
