After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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