I'm laying in your front yard are you home
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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