I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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