Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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