Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
This house was built for laser tag.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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