She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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