Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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