i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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