I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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