I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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