Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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