I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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