Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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