u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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