Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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