Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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