Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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