Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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