talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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