I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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