question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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