all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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