My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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