Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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