Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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