google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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