"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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