break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm just crazy horny about you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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