This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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