So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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