My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she smelled like a LAN party
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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