Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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