I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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