And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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