Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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