I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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