Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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