But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
