Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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