About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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