Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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