Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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