Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
