: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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