Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It's never too late to be topless.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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