You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
