Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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