Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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