Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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