I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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