Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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