this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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