dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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