The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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