So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
